You would be — in this T-shirt. For the right reasons? We couldn’t possibly comment, but you do you.
Printed on a minimalist black tee, the bold white text reads: “Nobody is thinking about you. Unless you’re wearing this T-shirt. Then they think you’re a fucking idiot.”
Brutal honesty never looked so wearable.
🚀 Key Features:
✔️ Free shipping to Europe & the U.S. ✔️ 100% ethically made cotton — soft, breathable & comfy ✔️ Unisex fit — flattering for all body types ✔️ Delivery time: ~2 weeks to Europe, ~3 weeks to U.S.
📏 Sizing & Fit
📌 Please check the size guide before ordering. View our size guide here.
📦 Shipping & Returns
Made to order — we only accept returns for damaged or incorrect items. 📸 If there’s a problem, contact us within 14 days with a photo, and we’ll sort it.
