Life advice from planet Earth’s most intelligent creature.
We would say wear this on your next trip to SeaWorld, but please don't go to SeaWorld. Wear it to your cousin's wedding or a hot dog eating contest. We don’t judge.
🚀 Key Features:
✔️ Free shipping to Europe & the U.S. ✔️ 100% ethically made cotton — soft, breathable & comfy ✔️ Unisex fit — flattering for all body types ✔️ Delivery time: ~2 weeks to Europe, ~3 weeks to U.S.
📏 Sizing & Fit
📌 Please check the size guide before ordering. View our size guide here.
📦 Shipping & Returns
Made to order — we only accept returns for damaged or incorrect items. 📸 If there’s a problem, contact us within 14 days with a photo, and we’ll sort it.
