It’s easy to get sucked into a black hole. They’re... mesmerizing.
This Asstronaut tee celebrates deep space and deeper nonsense. Whether you’re a sci-fi fan, a butt joke enthusiast, or just appreciate a solid space pun, this one’s for you.
No, I’ve never been to outer space. Why do you ask?
🚀 Key Features:
✔️ Free shipping to Europe & the U.S. ✔️ 100% ethically made cotton — soft, breathable & comfy ✔️ Unisex fit — flattering for all body types ✔️ Delivery time: ~2 weeks to Europe, ~3 weeks to U.S.
📏 Sizing & Fit
📌 Please check the size guide before ordering. View our size guide here.
📦 Shipping & Returns
Made to order — we only accept returns for damaged or incorrect items. 📸 If there’s a problem, contact us within 14 days with a photo, and we’ll sort it.
